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"REAL LIFE HORROR STORY" (TRUE OR FALSE)

Introduction:

Although you have people insisting that the following story is true, you have others saying the story is a hoax.  You be the judge.

Backstory:

The Tower of Silence:

Indian officials investigating several missing persons reports from a nearby city.

What they found was a “Tower of Silence,” or dakhma.

Zoroastrians use these sites to dispose of bodies in the open air!

While sites like these are not uncommon in certain parts of India, several peculiarities hint at something more unusual…

None of the bodies depicted in the photograph (above) were identified. Villagers from nearby, though initially surprised at the sheer number of corpses in the dakhma, proved unable to recognize the bodies. The corpses also do not match the descriptions of the missing people.

There were no animals around except for maggots and flies. Zoroastrians rely on birds (i.e. buzzards) to dispose of the bodies, in the belief they are contributing back to the Earth. Officials found the corpses relatively untouched by any sort of animal.

There is no official count of the bodies. In fact, little work was actually accomplished at the site and, perhaps, this is why only one photograph has emerged. Officials avoided the spot – not only because they felt uneasy looking at it, but for the following, as well:

The deep pit in the center of the photograph was filled with several feet of festering blood – far more than the bodies on the outside could ever supply. The stench was so unbearable that many of the officials began to get nauseous when they first approached the dakhma.

The expedition was ended when a villager accidentally kicked a small bone into the pit, penetrating the coagulated surface of the pool. A massive burst of gas from the decomposing blood erupted from the pit, splashing those looking into it, along with the photographer.

Those caught in the explosion were immediately sent to the hospital, where they were quarantined for possible infection. They became delirious with fever, shouting about “being tainted with the blood of Ahriman” (the personification of evil in Zoroastrianism), despite never having admitted having any familiarity with the religion.

In fact, many of them had no idea what the dakhma was when they had found it. Delirium turned to insanity as many began to attack hospital staff until they were sedated. The fever eventually killed all of them.

When officials returned with HAZMAT gear the following day, the site was empty. All the bodies had been removed and, astonishingly, the pool of blood in the pit had been drained. All that remained of the incident was this photograph.

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"FIRST BLACK CELEBRITY TO EXPOSE THE DARK SIDE OF FAME"

by: Lena C.

According to various sources, the legendary comedian and actor, Richard Pryor, became tired of the sexual favors he had to perform on directors and producers to achieve extreme success in Hollywood. Supposedly, it’s an open secret that in order to climb the ladder in Hollywood, the “casting couch” has to become second nature to actors, comedians, models, music artists and athletes.

In order for comedy to be funny, it must involve truth. In 1977, the Roast of Richard Pryor aired. If you have never watched a comedy roast, there is a panel of celebrities that tell jokes about whoever is being roasted. It’s a comedic way to show love and appreciation to a fellow celebrity.

In the 1977 roast, Pryor tells the ultimate insider joke. During this time in Hollywood, what one had to do to reach stardom was not talked about openly. Pryor decided to make a joke out of it and was the first to do so. According to Afro Lounge.com, here’s what Pryor said:

“Next to her [a fellow comedienne] is what we call Miss Thang [ in reference to Paul Mooney]. We call him that with love and affection, as all of us know. He hasn’t let us down yet, has he? We’ve been friends a long time. I sure wish he would return my red handkerchief. My wife’s been wondering where it was. I hope it still has her perfume scent on it…We started writing together for the Red Foxx show. We walked into the office together with a white man. Paul didn’t uh, didn’t uh… what he [Paul Mooney] did was sucked his dick. Paul had a sense of humor, he didn’t let him come in his mouth.”

Jokes come from real life situations, right?

During an unaired interview in 1980, Pryor called legendary actor Gene Wilder a “f*ggot”. Pryor was being interviewed on the set of “Stir Crazy” a film he was shooting with Wilder. At the time, Wilder had been married twice. He is also currently married.

In the interview, Pryor said:

Pryor:

“Gene Wilder ain’t sh*t, he’s a f*ggot.

Interviewer:

“No. Come on. You don’t mean that.”

Pryor:

“Yeah, I mean it, but you ain’t gone put that on [air]. I like Gene though because he’s funny, but he’s as queer as a three dollar bill.”

After being questioned about the movie, Pryor says:

“They paid me. I got my money. F*ck em…I’m serious. You didn’t let my grandmother talk. I’m talking. F*ck all you motherf*ckers. I got my money. I’m a rich, black, ignorant n*gger.”

COMMENT

"THE UNEXPLAINED"

One day when Mlle Sagee is giving a lesson to thirteen of her pupils, and is writing a sentence on the blackboard, the girls are suddenly very frightened to see two Mademoiselle Sagees-one beside the other.

Riveted to their benches, they notice with growing stupor that, while the two people who are writing on the blackboard look exactly alike and are making the same gestures, only the real Emilie Sagee, a piece of chalk in her hand, is effectively writing. Her double, with an empty hand, is only imitating the movements that she is making while tracing the words.

Sagee had changed jobs 19 times in 16 years.

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